Ok before I begin, YOU MUST WATCH THIS CLIP on YouTube! It’s genius! Somebody made an entire wedding video for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes using Sims characters! It’s hilarious, especially the ending, watch it now! Gosh YouTube is great… how did we live without it before? lol

Now I’ve been biting my tongue and holding back for quite a while now. Kinda want to be a responsible journalist and following the “if I have nothing good to say, don’t say it at all” rule. Oh but who am I kidding, this is great gossip and celebrity mayhem, I can never pass this up! haha.

Tom and Katie has been together for 18 months now. Katie gave birth to a baby girl Suri during their engagement, and yesterday (Saturday Nov 18th) the happy couple finally wed in a gorgeous 15th century castle located in BRACCIANO, Italy, a lakeside town just outside of Rome, where the two first met. It’s called “The Wedding Of the Year“, filled with celebrity guests including J.Lo, Mark Anthony, Posh Spice (David Beckham had to be at soccer training), Jim Carey, Jenny McCarthy, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Brooke Shields, etc. The happy coupel exchanged vows and apparently shared what guests describe as “a never-ending kiss”… lol all captured in our YouTube video above.
I like them both, I do! I even dated a girl that thinks she looks like Katie Holmes. And I really wish the two all the happiness in the world. But there are just a few mysteries surrounding these two…

Mystery #1 How did Tom grew 3 or 4 inches on wedding day?! Pic on the left is taken on the wedding day (btw gorgeous gown and suit both designed by Giorgio Armani), but clearly we can see from virtually all past photographs that Tom is at least 2 inches shorter than Katie normally. Those must be some magic shoes Tom’s wearing at the wedding!

Mystery #2 I feel awful even bringing this up, cuz baby Suri is so adorable and she really doesn’t deserve to be thrusted in all the tabloid gossip as soon as she was born. I just can’t help being some what skeptical about how fertile Tom is. Years with Nicole Kidman (and before that Mimi Rogers) didn’t produce any little Toms, in fact Tom and Nicole adopted 2 children during their marriage cuz he couldn’t get her pregnant. Oh yea, plus the fact Tom Cruise is gay!! Ok ok it’s not a fact, but it’s been rumored for a while now, and you know the rule of thumb in Hollywood - Gay rumors usually turn out true! And look at the picture - I’m not saying the baby looks more like Chris Klein (Katie Holme’s ex for 5 years) than Tom Cruise, but you be the judge…

Mystery #3 Well it’s not so much of a mystery, but a NOT HOT list by Tom. First there’s Oprah, who didn’t get invited to the wedding, presumebly because she said that she thought Tom jumping up and down on the couch at her show was just an act to promote his movie. Second there’s Matt Lauer, who had a huge fight with Tom last year on his show talking about prescription antidepressants (happy drugs yay! lol). The third is Sumner Redstone, head of Viacom/Paramount, who fired Tom Cruise after Mission Impossible 3 because Tom was too dedicated to Scientology and not dedicated enough to do a good job promoting his movie (I agree with you totally Mr. Redstone. Now can you hire me to run MTV for you? I would kick ass I assure you and Tom Cruise would never be a guest on TRL I promise! lol). The fourth one has to be the reporter that squirted Tom Cruise with water from a fake microphone at a London premiere, that really pissed him off lol.

Oh yea, after posting this entry, I’m pretty sure I would be the fifth person on Tom’s NOT HOT list, if he gives a damn about what I write, haha.