Ok, so listen up Britney - we know now you are independent woman, we know that you need to drum up some publicity for your upcoming new album, but you think you can do it while keeping your panties on??

Since Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed-Ex, she’s been best friends with Paris Hilton apparently. The two seems inseperable, goign on shopping sprees during the day and hitting up hot clubs at night in both Vegas and LA. Paris has been crashing over at Britney’s pad in Malibu a lot, and from the looks of it, Britney’s been getting tips from the party princess herself on how to feed the paparazzi frenzy.

These pictures were taken last Friday when Britney was stepping out of Paris’ car on their way to a club. (Sorry, I’m not putting up the full version without the dot cuz it’s not that pleasant, search for it online if you want, it’s all over the place). Apparently underwear is optional at where these two are going. But Britney - You are a monther of two and Paris has a sex video out so there are some differences!!

Then on Sunday, Britney’s ass was photo’ed by paparozzi while she was puking her guts out after a night of hard partying. lol I totally respect bootin’ and rallyin’, I do that like every other month myself, but Britney - You are in the midst of a custody battle with your loser ex K-Fed! Do you really want him to use this against you at the hearing and say you are an unfit mother and take away your children just so you can support his going-no-where-rapper-wannabe ass??

Think about it Britney! We love you but this is not hot!