Paris Hilton got pulled over in February for speeding with no lights on. Now normally that wouldn’t be too big of a deal except in January she signed a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive, because her license has been suspended back in September for drunk driving so she’s on 3-years probation!

This time the LA court has sentenced her to 45 days in jail starting June 5th. Now she’s really screwed (quite literally lol).

My advice would be to turn lemons into lemonade. Maybe she can get into making lesbian porn, since she’ll have 45 days to learn and practice. lol