This is one of those awful stories that you can’t help but secretly laugh about. So there’s this guy from Florida named Michael Wiley, who led police on a wild 8-minute high speed chase in his Ford Explorer last week, at which point, the police called off the chase for fear of putting others in danger on the road. He was arrested the next day.

Now this seems like a pretty normal story until you find out the guy is a TRIPLE-AMPUTEE!! That means he has NO ARMS and only ONE LEG!! More amazingly, this wasn’t the first time he’s in trouble with the law. In 1998, he led police on a 120 mph high speed chase, and in 1996, he was sent to prison for KICKING a Florida Highway Patrol trooper!! I mean how does he even do it!?? He has only one leg for god’s sake!!

Here’s the man himself, the meanest guy that ever hopped on this earth, the Wild Bill of handicapped men…