Who knew Wet’n Wild waterpark hires a bunch of Nazi security guards!!??

I flew down to Orlando to meet up with my friends for the day and we went to the waterpark for some sun and fun.  As we were lounging by the wave pool enjoying our 4th or 5th beer (who’s counting), a team of security came over and started interrogating us.  And since we didn’t have our ID’s on us (who carries their ID to go in the pool??), they started making comments like “We are going to charge you with underage drinking.” and “You have to come and stay in the office with us.”

I said “I don’t have to go anywhere, you don’t have any authority to detain me. I repute that charge!” And the Nazi head of Security was like “Repute? I’m glad you know that word.” and I’m like flipping out at this point.  I said “I graduated from Carnegie Mellon, I know more words than that! That’s why I’m not working at a waterpark!”

lol yea, insulting the head of security didn’t get us anywhere.  So I got kicked out of Wet’n Wild - after I already got sun-burnt Not Hot at all!