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Left to Right: Kim Kardashian, Adrienne Bailon, Robert Kardashian

In one of the most bizzare and pathetic turn of events, it turns out that the nude pics of Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon that was leaked onto the internet of two days ago was part of a PR stunt!!

So apparently this is the brilliant idea of Hollywood publicist retard Jonathan Jaxson, who thought this would help develop a more sexy/mature image for her. Adrienne’s future sister-in-law Kim Kardashian supposedly not only encouraged the little Disney poptart, but also went as far as picking out the bra in the photos and teaching her how to pose! Shocking, I know! Coming from the girl famous for her sex tape with Brandy’s brother R&B singer Ray J.

If I was Disney, I’d probably bitch slap both Adrienne and Jonathan. Bad career move Adrienne. Stop listening to these retard Hollywood agents/publicists, all they know (and I quote Ari Gold from Entourage) is how to “get their agency card laminated so they can fuck Mischa Barton at Shelter“.