It’s Noami Campbell’s birthday and she’ll cry if she wants to! And that is exactly what happened last night as she celebrated her 38th birthday in Cannes.

According to TMZ, the model was on Diddy’s yacht with Chris Rocancourt, con man and convicted felon. After getting into an argument with Diddy, he got fed up and kicked the birthday girl right off the yacht, tears and all!

Campbell is having a bad run, after yelling racial slurs at cops, being charged with attacking a policeman at Heathrow airport, and throwing a temper tantrum over some lost luggage.

Perhaps she should not only find some new friends but start living by the golden rule “Treat others how you expect to be treated.” Maybe then she would stop getting kicked off yacht’s on her own birthday.

Shania Twain’s split with her husband of 14 years, music producer Robert Lange is heartbreaking enough as is. According to People magazine however, another woman may have driven the couple apart. Sources say that Marie-Anne Thiébaud, Twain’s friend, secretary and house manager of the couple’s property in Switzerland is to blame for the split, as she was allegedly having an affair with Lange.

Lange is denying that a relationship with Thiébaud ever happened and blames the separation to growing apart. I don’t know many people who would openly admit to having an affair, denying is usually the road taken until caught. I also don’t know many people who would cheat on Shania Twain. What an awful situation…poor Shania!

Mark Ronson, producer buddy of Amy Winehouse is fed up with the singer’s irrational behavior. According to UK newspaper, The Sun, the two were in the process of making the theme song for the new 007 movie, Quantum of Solace, which hits theaters this fall.

Ronson decided that due to Wino’s latest issues of hubby Blake’s unfortunate incarceration, drug use and unsafe behavior towards herself and others that the star is in no shape to sing. Running around in your underwear is not normal behavior? Strange.

Friends of Wino fear that this just may be the straw that breaks the camels back. Ronson and Wino have been good friends for a long time and with a decision like this, Winehouse may become even more unstable. If that’s possible.

Don’t you hate when you have that one really bad picture that just keeps popping up everywhere? Lindsay Lohan can relate. That poor girl’s mug shot has been splashed over countless internet sites worldwide and now appears in an ad from the liquor industry put in USA TODAY magazine. The ad is for ignition interlocks with a picture of Lohan’s big ol’ mug right under it saying they are a good idea for her, but not a good idea for us. The “us” are regular people casually (and I use that term loosely) drinking.
Lindsay is fighting back though. Her lawyer has already issued a statement to TMZ saying that the ad suggests drinking and driving is an American tradition we should protect and by not stating that the ad is paid for by the liquor industry, is to put it bluntly, shady. Lohan is also looking to see if she can sue for her image being used for commercial gain without consent.

I am very against drunk driving, as we all should be, and in no way do I condone what Lindsay Lohan does behind the wheel but good for her for taking a stand! This may be one battle she can win.

Is it just me or am I the only person who didn’t even realize Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey were dating let alone getting hitched? I feel like I blinked my eyes and this huge rock appeared on her finger. According to Latina magazine the couple wed in Carey’s newly purchased home in Eleuthera, The Bahamas yesterday after only dating for two months.

Thankfully, rumors that Carey’s rock was a sloppy second ring from Cannon’s previous fianceé, Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks are false according to People magazine. No one wants to wear someone else’s engagement ring, talk about bad karma! The wedding was so impulsive, the two did not have time to sign a pre-nup. Who knows what problems that may cause in the future but for now I suppose congrats are in order for the newlyweds!