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What do you do when you break up with Country Music’s hottest new starlet? Well if you are Nick Jonas of the Disney band Jonas Brothers, you apparently trade down…

Camilla Belle is the lucky girl who’s getting Taylor Swift’s sloppy seconds. I always said Frank “Bonus” Jonas was the smartest brother in the family…

The First Rule of Fight Club: If you are hired to protect Brad Pitt, don’t fight him!

The Second Rule of Fight Club: If you are hired to protect Brad Pitt, DON’T fight him!

Brad Pitt vs. Security Guard, by David Aguilera/BuzzFoto

Brad Pitt is just not having a great day. When he arrived at the Bruin Theatre in LA for the premiere of his new movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, paparazzi broke through the security barrier and got up and personal. The more bizarre part is instead of controlling the paparazzi, one of the security guards hired by the theatre grabbed and restrained Brad!!

A picture is worth a thousand words. What is that thing that the security guard is clutching between his teeth??

Poor Brad, first Jennifer Aniston was quoted saying “What Angelina did was very uncool” in an interview with Vogue, now this. It’s just not your week!

I never believed Lindsay Lohan was a lesbian. I mean if you’ve seen what I’ve seen her do at the basement of the club Suede back in 2001, you wouldn’t either :-p Now it’s official! Page Six just leaked an interview from the next issue of Harpers Bazaar:

When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, “Maybe. Yeah.” But she was adamant that she wasn’t a lesbian, giving an emphatic, “No,” when asked.

There you have it… Remember this picture I took a year ago of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? And remember how Perez Hilton tried to steal it? I guess LiLo is just playing for both teams!

Disney should do what the NFL does, fine their players whenever they do something stupid. All their little pop stars seem to all have problems with naked pictures. First Vanessa Hudgens, then Miley Cyrus, now one of the Cheetah Girls Adrienne Bailon (Does anyone remember her from the early 2000’s group 3LW? lol I totally hung out with them at their rehearsal studio yeeeaars ago). So poor Adrienne lost her laptop at JFK airport, then paid some man $1000 to return it, only to find out the scumbag has sold her almost-nude pictures to several publications…

Apparently Britney Spears is now the “Queen of Pop”…

Britney Spears Kill The Lights

I’ve been struck with an unusual case of modesty this year… Ewww! lol I was just updating my Facebook and realized I have all these pictures I’ve taken with different celebrities this year. Well, here’s to end of modesty and shameless self-promotion…

Nelly

Nelly

T-Pain

T-Pain

Akon

Akon

Ludacris

Ludacris

Cassie

Cassie

Another one bites the dust. Hearst announces it is shutting down its teen girl magazine CosmoGirl today, with December as its very last issue. They will be consolidating their teen magazine properties under Seventeen, which is currently the largest teen magazine, partially due to most of the other ones are out of business, such as YM, Teen People, Elle Girl, etc.

This comes as no suprise to me, as I’ve been champion the rise of online content for teens over print magazines ever since 1999! And with the help of awful Editor-In-Chiefs like Christina Kelly (who is literally the kiss of death for teen publications, 3 magazines have folded under her direction), and Atoosa Rubenstein (7 editors left under her first 2 month taking over Seventeen), it seems that online magazine will ultimately triumph over print magazine.

Although this is a big blow for Hearst, but they probably have the best online strategies for their teen group out of all traditional publishers like Conde Nast or any other competitors, they’ve been buying up key teen properties, and the new Editor-In-Chief of Seventeen Ann Shoket has impressive experience in online media. In fact, her and I will be speaking at the same teen media conference YPulse in November.

Who will fall next? Only time will tell. The future is bright and green for Kiwibox.com.

It’s Noami Campbell’s birthday and she’ll cry if she wants to! And that is exactly what happened last night as she celebrated her 38th birthday in Cannes.

According to TMZ, the model was on Diddy’s yacht with Chris Rocancourt, con man and convicted felon. After getting into an argument with Diddy, he got fed up and kicked the birthday girl right off the yacht, tears and all!

Campbell is having a bad run, after yelling racial slurs at cops, being charged with attacking a policeman at Heathrow airport, and throwing a temper tantrum over some lost luggage.

Perhaps she should not only find some new friends but start living by the golden rule “Treat others how you expect to be treated.” Maybe then she would stop getting kicked off yacht’s on her own birthday.

Shania Twain’s split with her husband of 14 years, music producer Robert Lange is heartbreaking enough as is. According to People magazine however, another woman may have driven the couple apart. Sources say that Marie-Anne Thiebaud, Twain’s friend, secretary and house manager of the couple’s property in Switzerland is to blame for the split, as she was allegedly having an affair with Lange.

Lange is denying that a relationship with Thiébaud ever happened and blames the separation to growing apart. I don’t know many people who would openly admit to having an affair, denying is usually the road taken until caught. I also don’t know many people who would cheat on Shania Twain. What an awful situation…poor Shania!

Mark Ronson, producer buddy of Amy Winehouse is fed up with the singer’s irrational behavior. According to UK newspaper, The Sun, the two were in the process of making the theme song for the new 007 movie, Quantum of Solace, which hits theaters this fall.

Ronson decided that due to Wino’s latest issues of hubby Blake’s unfortunate incarceration, drug use and unsafe behavior towards herself and others that the star is in no shape to sing. Running around in your underwear is not normal behavior? Strange.

Friends of Wino fear that this just may be the straw that breaks the camels back. Ronson and Wino have been good friends for a long time and with a decision like this, Winehouse may become even more unstable. If that’s possible.