Just after 11:30 pm last night Paris Hilton turned herself into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California. Earlier in the night Hilton made an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards where she was the butt of many jokes! She had to expect that though right? Why would she want to spend her last few hours of freedom being made fun of? Obviously because she NEVER misses an opportunity to get her picture taken. Too bad for the next ... [read more...]

Nicole Richie sent out an outrageous email on May 24th inviting friends to a Memorial Day bash. From: Nicole Richie To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Subject: Masha and Nicole's Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000 My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let's stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let's glorify this ... [read more...]

Lindsay Lohan crashed her car at 5:30 am this morning. She was busted by police and charged with DUI. Not only that but the LAPD is now revealing that cocaine was found in the party girl's car. LiLo is in for some serious trouble now that she will face felony charges for the illegal narcotics found in the car on top of the drunk driving dilemma. Can't Lindsay afford a driver? The consequences of this out of control party girl's ... [read more...]

Who knew Wet'n Wild waterpark hires a bunch of Nazi security guards!!?? I flew down to Orlando to meet up with my friends for the day and we went to the waterpark for some sun and fun.  As we were lounging by the wave pool enjoying our 4th or 5th beer (who's counting), a team of security came over and started interrogating us.  And since we didn't have our ID's on us (who carries their ID to go in the pool??), ... [read more...]

This is one of those awful stories that you can't help but secretly laugh about. So there's this guy from Florida named Michael Wiley, who led police on a wild 8-minute high speed chase in his Ford Explorer last week, at which point, the police called off the chase for fear of putting others in danger on the road. He was arrested the next day. Now this seems like a pretty normal story until you find out the guy is a ... [read more...]

Paris Hilton got pulled over in February for speeding with no lights on. Now normally that wouldn't be too big of a deal except in January she signed a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive, because her license has been suspended back in September for drunk driving so she's on 3-years probation! This time the LA court has sentenced her to 45 days in jail starting June 5th. Now she's really screwed (quite literally lol). My advice would be to ... [read more...]

So finally the democrats got together and passed a War Funding Bill, which allocates $124 billion to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, but also sets a withdrawl date for American troops, starting as early as July 1 and no later than Oct 1, with the goal of removing all combat troops by March 31 of next year. Earlier this afternoon, the Senate majority leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-California) signed the bill and sent it ... [read more...]

Hummer has a new smaller size SUV the H3 made for navigating city roads and tight street parking spaces.  But who needs an H3 when you can ride in an H8?? lol so there are these "party bikes" in Times Square. They are circular, up to 8 people can sit and peddle together - the tourists love it! While I would never be caught dead in one of these, it's a completely different matter after a few pitchers of margaritas from our ... [read more...]

(click on images above to enlarge) I took Amy and Jessie on my favorite yacht in all of New York harbor, the Shearwater. It's an 88-foot scooner sail boat built in the 20's, with its beautiful original mahogany woodwork intact. My friend Tom owns it, and I use to volunteer sail it for him when he takes it out for harbor tours and such. As we sailed and sipped on Champagne and wine, my friend Jasmine ... [read more...]

So that's me after baggin' me a 800-lb wild hog last weekend, otherwise known as a razor-back. That sucker was chargin' at me and I had to grab my magnum with the laser sight from my truck and I got him just in time... lol not really... But I did spend my Easter Saturday and Sunday with my bff Amy in her hometown of Wauchula, Florida, amidst all the orange blossoms and all that. Technically I never thought of Florida ... [read more...]