POPDISH

Last week there was an aweful earthquake in Hawaii, registered 6.6 on the Richter scale. It destroyed many buildings, roads, knocked out power for cities. All in all, a very NOT HOT situation there… The good news is nobody died, which is amazing considering it’s a pretty huge disaster

So everyone has known North Korea has been not-so-secretly working on a nuclear program. This week it’s been fully confirmed when they successfully detonated a nuclear warhead in a test, to pretty much demonstrate to the world that they now have the capability to blow anyone up if they get pissed enough. The tremors were felt all the way in Japan and South Korea. The leader of North Korea is Kim Jong-il, who’s pretty much crazy. He has sent special forces into South Korea to kidnap his favorite actress to bring back to him. What a nut job! Well, now his has nuclear weapon! I find it ironic how when we thought Iraq is possibly making nuclear weapon we just sent in troops and took over the country, but when someone actually is proven to have nuclear weapon, all we can do is just impose “sanctions” - lol cuz if we really piss them off, they might actually have something to kick our ass with, and we don’t want that.

Lastly, I have to point out that this has been an extremely WEIRD week with relationships. Everybody’s EX’es are all of a sudden in the picture now, I fought with my Ex, made up, and fought again, two of my friends’ Ex’es came back to town and dump’ed the people they were seeing who are now their Ex’es and are trying to get back with my friends, Puffy’s Ex is totally back in the picture again Ewww, My Food and Wine girl went to have Food and Wine with her Ex, I ran into my Ex Ex Ex outside my club after she lived in France for years and the first thing she said is “Are you still talking shit about me?” lol… At the end of the day, I look to my whiteboard, on which I have accumulated almost 3 years of signatures and random notes by drunk people at my apartment, my third house rule (right after No Free Ride on the D-Train and No jumping on the IKEA bed) says “Ex’es Need to Stay Ex’es”, and that is the truth. Ex’es are NOT HOT this week