My girlfriend Carrie Underwood finally decided to stop cheating on me with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. JUST KIDDING! But seriously though, the two really have ended their relationship. Apparantly Tony told Carrie that he wants to put their relationship on hold during his football season - NOT the first time he has wanted his "space". I guess that means I have from September until January to make my move! [read more...]

Alex Rodriguez was caught spending time with a big-boobed blonde in Toronto this past weekend. The two were seen having dinner at the Harbour Sixty Steakhouse and were also spotted at the Four Seasons Hotel where A-Rod had a room. I'm sure Cynthia, his wife and mother of their 2 1/2 year-old-daughter isn't too happy about this. Doesn't A-rod know better than to go out in public with the woman he's cheating on his wife with? He was just asking ... [read more...]

Who knew Wet'n Wild waterpark hires a bunch of Nazi security guards!!?? I flew down to Orlando to meet up with my friends for the day and we went to the waterpark for some sun and fun.  As we were lounging by the wave pool enjoying our 4th or 5th beer (who's counting), a team of security came over and started interrogating us.  And since we didn't have our ID's on us (who carries their ID to go in the pool??), ... [read more...]

Yesterday during the 7th-inning stretch at Yankee Stadium, ex-pitcher of the Yankees, the legendary Roger Clemens made an announcement that he will be rejoining the Yankees!! The Rocket started his career as a Boston Red Sox, defected to the Yankees in the late late 90's, helping to win the World Series in 1999 and 2000.  He retired for the first time after the 2003 season.  I was actually there during the 2003 World Series at the Yankees-Marlins game in Florida, ... [read more...]

Me and The Team (my best friends Dan and Jackie) planned this snowboarding trip since like October and I almost forgot about it until a few days ago. Of course the first thing to do is go shopping for new gear! lol I got new Quicksilver ski pants, and new Burton ski jacket, and HOT HOT Oakley ski goggles. Haha gotta look good doing it even if I have NO IDEA what I'm doing! So neither me or Jackie ... [read more...]

The Colts wins SuperBowl XLI!! Woohoo!! Peyton Manning led the Indianna Colts from an early upset in the game by the Chicago Bears to a 29-17 win! Perfect score since I randomly drawn a Colts-9 Bears-7 in the pool for a $150 win! Another woohoo! Prince performed an amazing half time show, in pouring rain!! I'm suprised that nobody got eclectricuted! And I'm also glad I'm no longer in charge of casting for the hordes ... [read more...]

Back in September Jessica Simpson denied that she was going out with John Mayer, but this past week the two have been spotted all over LA, having lunch together, having drinks, rubbing each other's backs, holding hands, "canoodling", and the latest sighting has been John Mayer and Jessica along with Papa Joe Simpson and Ashlee at LAX airport earlier today - right before Thanksgiving!! Perhaps heading for Texas where Jessica's whole family is... Wooooah, This is getting juicy! Nevertheless, I'm going ... [read more...]

Emmitt Smiths probably THE best running back in the history of football, holding the record for all time rushing. No. 22 for the Dallas Cowboys in the 90s during the Cowboys dynasty where 5 Super Bowls were won together with QB Troy Aikman. Ahh those were the years where I was a Cowboys fan before my college years in Pittsburgh turned me Black and Gold (it's unavoidable, anyone who ever lived in Pittsburgh becomes a Steelers fan eventually.) Emmit ... [read more...]

Not a lot of people like Kevin "the Britney Impregnating Machine" Federline, even Ne-Yo was calling him a freeloader in a recent interview. You know you are a pussy when a little R&B singer accused of being gay is dissing you in public lol! K Fed on the other hand just keeps going. He thinks he can be a rapper and goes out of his way to promote his new album (who cares what it's called). While ... [read more...]

Yep, the season's over for the Yankees. I mean for as much as they players are getting paid and for as much as I'm paying for my seats at every game, they couldn't even even get past Detroit! Are they suppose to be the best team in the league? Geesh! Besides, Jeter and Damon flaked on coming to my party at Dirty Disco a week ago and I'm still mad at that, lol. Yankees, SOOO NOT HOT right now. [read more...]